Q1. If your den doesn't win this month's den challenge (or if you don't have a den), how do you intend to sink the remaining battleships?
Julie Garnet: Julie Garnet fell into a bathtub and cracked her head, so she is unable to respond.
Barbara Phoenix: No need to sink them. It's too much fun to haunt the remaining Dens ON their ships.
Zenix Cullen James: A rocket launcher?
Edward Cullen: I can simply dazzle them, of course. –winks-
Missa Matz: I don't exactly have to sink them. I'll just make them forget they exist by giving them way too much butterbeer.
Q2. How did Beedle the Bard get inspiration for writing his tales?
Julie: …What did we just say. SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS!
Barbara: Ronja Liek told him she needed stories to create a challenge. She is very persuasive you see…
Zenix: He had a really specific magic eight ball.
Edward: From his dreams, obviously. He was a close acquaintance of my adoptive father, Carlisle.
Missa: In all honesty, I think it was a memory charm gone bad.
Q3. Weird noises were coming from the Gryffindor dungeons last night. What can you attribute these sounds to?
Julie: DEAR LORD. Do you people ever give UP?!
Barbara: Our prisoners. D'oh.
Zenix: *looks at Edward*
Edward: *looks at Missa*
Missa: How did you know we had dungeons?! *looks for her wand to obliviate July*
Q4. Where can you hide something at Hogwarts and be sure that it won't be found?
Julie: I quit.
Barbara: If I would tell you it wouldn't be a secret place anymore now would it?
Zenix: Uhm…Think G-rated, Zee. G-rated!
Edward: *looks at Zenix*
Missa: In Trewlaney's seeing glass orb. Coz she rarely uses it correctly.
Q5. One final proverb for the term: A man's home is his castle, but a witch's home...
Julie: This is July’s new representative because the other one quit. What can I help you with?
Barbara: Is Diagon Alley - they might be witches, they're still women. And women love shopping.
Zenix: is so going to obliterate the man's castle.
Edward: Won’t last long without a man in it.
Missa: Is a man's worst nightmare.