Sanity 101: Advice From The Insane On How To Be Sane (a.k.a. Don't Be Like Us)
By: Lily Padfoot

77. Don’t be too alarmed if you see PiCiT Wylie Weasley dressed up like Britney Spears. Just run away as fast as you can.

4. Watch out for the big headed one. She has ways of revenge beyond anything you could imagine. Fear her.

78. When there is a slight rift between the 2 people mentioned above, just sit back and enjoy the show. It’s quite amusing.

7. Chicken fingers are yummy. Remember this.

35. Embrace your fluency in Typoese. It is nothing to be ashamed of. It might be useful one day. How? ...Well, I don’t know. We should invent a way.

18. When attempting to avoid a bludger, I highly suggest dodging rather than dodgte3oding, fdigering, or xcodgeting.

12. Never stay in a room with both Wylie Weasley and HumfreyB. You have now been warned and I take zero responsibility if you go against my warning and suddenly find your eyes burned out and your ears ringing forever. Completely serious.

71. A new competition has started up recently. Whoever blinds the most people with their extreme use of colors totally wins. Stay away from this! Very far away. Mainly because you will never beat the few us that completely own this contest.

6. Never utter the words “I want to be just like Fern when I grow up” or anything along those lines. It disturbs us all. Probably even Fern.

52. Don’t buy up a bunch of items from Gryffmart just so you can try them all out. Rumor has it that some items have very “interesting” effects, though that kind of makes them even more tempting, doesn’t it? By the way, I am currently looking for a guinea pig to try some of the items out on. If you are interested in this job, please owl me.