GQT Presents: Practice on the Pitch!

A few members of GQT were waiting on the pitch for the stragglers of the group to show up so there would be enough people to hold a decent practice. They knew there would be a bit of a delay as it was Sunday night, the night when GQTers picked thier practice outfits for the week. It was a rule in GQT that no normal quidditch uniforms were allowed for practices. Previously the team had practiced nekkid, but there were a few complaints about the cold interferring with their playing skills.

Julie: *looks at her watch* We are gonna practice tonight, right? I mean, it took forever for Missa to pick my outfit for me and I really feel uncomfortable in it.

Missa: Come on Julie! It's not that bad! I mean sure, it's a little weird but you wouldn't pick one! Someone had to step in! Besides it's not like, a collar with a leash attached around your neck is that distracting! And you are wearing clothes!

Julie: These are not clothes. These are retina killers. *looks down at her outfit and shields her eyes* I mean really, bright pink leather pants, with a lime green shirt and bright yellow plastic shoes?

Missa: I just wanted to make sure we could see you in the dark...

Julie: A blind person driving a truck couldn't miss me.

Missa: Well look at it this way, at least you won't be mistaken for road kill. *looks pointedly at Merlie*

Merlie: *makes squirrel noises* I happen to LIKE my purple fake fur squirrel outfit. It shows my inner-squirrel.

Cyn: Merlie, your inner-squirrel is your outer-squirrel. I mean you keep them in your pockets half the time!

Merlie: Well I don't bring them to practice anymore. *glares*

Seven: Yes, that was a very unfortunate accident wasn't it?

Merlie: Accident? It happened eight times! You don't use a squirrel for an extra bludger and then decide it's barbeque night!

Sio: But it was good eatin'! Besides, you eventually recovered from the trauma.

Merlie: *chitters*

Seven: It's been like 10 minutes. Do you think I have time to run back into my dorm and change my shoes? They don't match my purse.

Missa: Seven the only reason you have a purse with that outfit is to smack people and steal the quaffle. Really, a short silk red dress with black pumps and white fishnet stalkings? It doesn't match anyway!

Seven: But I put all my old outfits up for sale so I could check out the new spring line! At least the dress doesn't make my butt look fat.

Mira: *walks into the pitch, overhearing the last comment* Seven, your butt is not what people will be looking at. Really, that dress is almost indecently short!

Seven: It's a diversionary tactic! Besides, you use that sparkly tiara the same way!

Merlie: *sees sparkling tiara and pounces chittering*

Mira: ...

Sio: Nice outfit Mira. But what's with the grey sweat pants under the green and black plaid skirt? I'd say you're cold but your wearing a tank top.

Mira: I thought it looked cool liek whoa! Besides, my fluffy pink scarf can be used to choke people, and my blue flip flops are easy to kick off into another persons face! *grins wildly*

Julie: Does anyone else get the feeling that everything we wear is used as some sort of a weapon?

Rest of GQT: *puts on a completely fake look of innocence*

Julie: Sio's plastic pointy cones could be considered dangerous, they could poke someone's eye out! Though I don't see how the black leather pants are all that lethal. The only outfits that aren't truly weapons are Merlie's, Missa's and Cyn's and mine.

Terra: *walks up* Sorry I'm late. Actually my outfit isn't dangerous either. But you are wrong. Your outfit, and Missa's can still be considered weapons.

ulie: What? *looks confused* Missa's wearing a purple spandex outfit with a duct tape "M" on it and a billowy cape. How is that dangerous?

Missa: *grins evilly* The duct tape is removable and can be used to tie someone up if needed. Plus I have other *hidden* weapons.

Terra: And yours Julie...well let's just say that you're blinding plus you can use that leash to choke others!

Cyn: Rawr! My flip flops can be a weapon like Mira's. And I have Boris with me! He can do the Boris Bombardment attack! Besides, my robes are very bright!

Missa: Are you wearing anything under them?

Cyn: Now that's the real weapon.

Seven: So now that we're all assembled, 20 minutes late, can we practice already?

Julie: *voices her agreement*

Missa: Gimme five minutes. Terra needs to understand the importance of choosing an outfit. Blue quidditch robes, red and yellow striped socks (which are hidden by the robes) and black shoes? She's not even nekkid underneath! She's got black shorts and a tank top!

Sio: Quick! To the locker room!

*Everyone grabs Terra, leaving Seven and Julie looking at the deserted pitch.*

Julie: I don't think we're gonna practice tonight...

Seven: *shrugs and pulls the nail polish out of his purse* Oh well. I needed to repaint these anyway.