Gryffindor Kodak Moments
by Missa Matz

This Kodak Moment was brought to you by past experience.

[Scene: During a GQT quidditch match, doesn't matter much which one.]

Announcer: And the quaffle flies through the air, to be caught by GQT all star chaser Seven Ashitaka.

Seven: *catches the quaffle and flies in vertical circles, not only confusing the defense of the other team, but flashing off his fishnet stalkings.*

Mira: Pass it, Seven! Pass it!"

Announcer: That must be the fastest pass in the world! All we saw was a flash of red! Incredible! Oh wow, Ashitaka is racing towards the goal, but where's the quaffle?

Other team's chasers: *Fly after something red and dive for it, meanwhile Seven keeps racing towards the goal*

Announcer: Beautiful fake! Ashitaka kicked off one of his red high heels in a diversionary tactic! The other team fell for and Ashitaka still has the quaffle!

Crowd: *erupts in cheers*

Announcer: And Seven Ashitaka scores! That's the fourth time this game he's used that tactic! I wonder what he'll pull out next.

Seven: *Sits on his broom, filing his gold painted fingernails.*

Announcer: And now GQT is on the defense, trying hard to, WHOA. I don't believe it! Ashitaka does it again, this time confusing the other team's chaser with a stunning move! When did he have time to put all those streamers over his body? What is this sport coming to?

GQTers: *cheer insanely*

Announcer: And Ashitaka scores again! With all his crazy tactics it's no wonder he holds the highest scoring record ever recorded!

Crowd: *watches as the snitch is caught by the GQT seeker, as Seven was distracting the other seeker with his gold painted fingernails.*

Announcer: Is there really anything left to say?