Welcome to another not quite sane edition of the Mane Topic. Once again we did not feel like writing anything worth while, so we threw some papers into a hat with many different topics and this was the one that got pulled out. Have you told your tissues that you love them lately? If you haven't, you should. It matters not whether you like plain tissues; scented tissues, tissues with lotion, cloth tissues, for the nose only tissues, other tissues, they still play an important part in our every day lives and you should take your tissue by the corner and give it a really big kiss. Provided it isn't used, then you've got problems.

See life as a tissue must not be much of a life at all. Obviously, as tissues, they must always look towards what is good. Perhaps what color surprise they'll get tonight? Or maybe they'll get really lucky and blow away in the wind before you can blow away in them. Though unfortunately that does not happen often.

So the next time you are blowing your nose, think how much you love your tissue. Without it, you'd have to use your sleeve and that is not very sanitary.