Random Thoughts
by Her Majestic Wenchiness, Kitty Monroe

Random Thought: Punctuation! Ah beautiful, lovely, useful-to-Paw-Print-editors punctuation. Not enough people know what punctuation is, apparently. I find this quite scary. You see, apostrophes make my life easier. They make your writing look spiffier. They make Prefects and editors of the Gryff paper not want to beat you to death with a grammar book. All it takes is a spell-checker. You can use a spell-checker! Really, I promise, it’s not that hard.

Random Thought: Fried rice sure is yummy. Mmm, mmm. I’m hungry, and I need some. Feel free to make donations. Paw Print staff can always use butterbeer, fried rice, and boys in dresses.

Random Thought: MONKEY! MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Random Thought: Made up words are fun, don’t (see that between the n and the t? Called an apostrophe. WOO!) you think? I have squonchy, burto, and bunge. They’re great words.

Random Thought: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck cheese? Ah, life’s mysteries.

Random Thought: My toilet says hello to you all. It’s a very friendly, talkative toilet.

Random Thought: Make over sites are some of the funniest things on the PLANET, I’m telling you.

Random Thought: Remember, if you’re lost in the woods, or Suburbia, ask your friendly neighborhood squirrels for directions. There’s only an 80% chance they’ll end up asking you for help with their plots to take over the world, later on.