Mayhem at Paw Print
by Missa Matz

Over the past month, Paw Print has run into more obstacles than it had in the past year. Our lovely pet flobberworm Frank, somehow snuck out of his cage and got loose in the office. Now because Frank is a stupid flobberworm, he somehow managed to lock his cage shut so he could not get back inside to get to his lettuce.

Now since Frank's intelligence level is about the same as oh say Big Bird, that means he couldn't tell the difference between lettuce and well, almost all of the Paw Print staff's writing! Needless to say, he ended up eating all the work right before the deadline, forcing many of the writer's on staff to redo their work if it wasn't too long. Unfortunately this also means that some articles were not able to be reprinted in time, such as Squirrelinda Two part Three and Gryffindor Kodak Moments.

All we at Paw Print can do is apologize for our old pet Frank's idiocy and promise that it will not happen again. We are also looking for a new pet for our office. Amazing how flobberworms can keep a bonfire going for hours...