Editor's Note: Yeah, you spend hours editing stuff and then see this. Pffft. This is why KIKI RULES!

Over 20 HOL students hospitalised in St. Mungos!
Ravenclaw Headboy, Matt Whisp, was spotted reading an HP book in the prefect showers, some little perv even took a picture of him! shame on you mr. photographer! now you have traumatized some HOLers for life! *g*

Baby Aya yanks Squirrel Ambasador's tail.
The squirrel community was distraught this week when Aya (daughter of Seven and Missa) latched on to the tail of the ambassador. There was screaming of delight as the child clung for dear life and our ambassadors attempted to scamper away. Luckily, the squirrels have chosen not to press charges.

Gryffindor caretaker Apollyon Papillon has cleaned Jessa's and kiki's toy closet!
While kiki was on vacation and Jessa, kitty and Missa where practicing quidditch. The caretaker broke into the girls dorm and made all the toys disappear! How dare he?!?! Our squirrel spies told us that even though the girls where quite disappointed since their collection took a long time to finally be finished, the girls have another stock of toys just as good as the old ones hidden somewhere in the Gryffindor tower.

New Gryffindor Prefects set perfect Gryffindor role model:
New Gryffindor Prefects Missa Matz, Rob Black, Paddy O'Brien, Jessie Barren, Emerson Nidigith and Kiara Bell were a little bit "too-happy" (Then again, happiness is not an unusual feeling in the Gryffindor Tower these days so there's nothing odd about that!) the night they got their badges and built a squirrel worshipping altar with some colourful bottles. Our squirrels told us that several bottles of lemonade and lots of chicken finger leftovers (don?t worry we'll get more supplies after march 22nd) were found where the new prefects were celebrating.
Missa babbles and writes about random insane things in the walls.
Emerson parades around in different kinds of gowns. Kiara rides a purple elephant and as for the other prefects? you don?t even want to know *g*.
There is no doubt these new prefects are the prefect role model: random, crazy, fun, creative, squirrel-obsessed and insane! Just like every Gryffindor should be.

Gryffindor Quidditch player and general lazy person Selena Astralis flipped out Thursday night when an insect entered her room. The 6 legged offender: a cricket. Immediately the screaming and shouting began as Selena clawed the walls trying to escape. However, the cricket had her petrified, and instead she just sat there.

In other gossip news: Emerson Nidigith has been spotted parading around the prefect's offices in a black silk dress and Merlinda chasing little furry brown rodents that seem to run away from her as fast as their little legs will allow them but that?s just everyday happenings in the Gryffindor tower. So don't worry too much about it.

Know any juicy gossip that you want to share with us?

E-mail your wonderful princess of the universe, goddess of beauty and wisdom, ruler of Larissa, Gryffindor gossip queen and cheerleading captain, etc, etc. at kiki@hol.org.uk or kiara_bell@hotmail.com