Queen of Hearts 2

In our effort to bring about justice and chaos, we will bring you monthly installments of just what that nasty little queen has been up to.

A hunt has started for the Queen of Hearts, but so far to no avail. However, we have found clues all around the common room. Not surprisingly they are muggle playing cards with the Queen of Hearts. These cards seem to have been enchanted to eat at the walls of the Gryffindor Tower. We can only hope to find their Queen soon!

Other Gryffindor Gossip

Emerson Potter has been seen sneaking around the Gryffindor Common Room late at night. He has been seen wearing pink bows in his hair and a fluffy pink tutu. There have been many attempts to see if Emerson is merely sleep walking or actually lucid, but so far nothing has been confirmed.

McNish's stolen Celine Deon CD's seem to have miraculously reappeared in his office. We thank the student for returning them and placing a Silencing Charm on all of them so our ears will be spared.

Selena Astralis has moved her Remus Lupin cloning facility after hordes of Gryffindor girls went knocking on her door. We mean it Selena! SHARE! We will hunt you down until we uncover your secret chamber.

Merlinda Gandore's pet squirrels mysteriously seemed to disappear after our last article. After frantic searching they were found eating the curtains in the Slytherin Common Room. They were immediately taken to Madam Pomfrey to see if they were poisoned. Luckily, they were not and no harm was done.

Gryffindor quidditch team brooms seem to have been tampered with. They are now pink and neon green and none of the team members will go on them. There are no suspects in this case so far. However, new brooms have been ordered.

Missa Matz was seen adding little boxes with wires around the room where Gryffindor's new brooms were going to be kept. We heavily advise no one to enter that room before she does. She likes to make things go BOOM!